Stormtroopers: The Final Stage of Diplomacy

30 Mar

   We have more Stormtroopers in America than anywhere else in the world. This is a precious resource.

   We ought to send them out before commencing with regular military action. Think about it, we could have sent a garrison out to see Saddam. They could march right in, inspiring shock and awe (as they do), and just say to him, “Look, the Holy Galactic Empire of The United States of America demands that you disarm and leave the country immediately so that we can set up a puppet government and leave a garrison here until such time as we have completed a Death Star and can rule you with fear.” I mean, that seems a perfectly reasonable request, doesn’t it? The worst thing that happens is that some stormtroopers get killed. But that’s what they’re for, right? Perhaps our military should all dress like stormtroopers anyway. How cool would that be?

    Such was my dream anyways. Darth Vader had also gone missing in it, altho when he was elected he did say that he and his best friend were going to disappear for a while, so this wasn’t that much of a surprise.

  …and that’s all I have to say about that.

P.S. dill, vinegar, olive oil, and garlic.

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