Journal Update

11 Apr

Today was really great.

I’m so stoned.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I’m so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am making this journal friends only because I don’t want the world to read what I’m writing, even though I’m posting it on the internet.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here’s ten thousand pictures of the ugly ass buildings at Hampshire.

I want to say thanks to whoever left candy outside in the hall.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you’re a moron.

How’s this for a non-philosophical entry?? Un-serious enuff for you?

That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with this thought – sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I’m beautiful.

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3 Responses to “Journal Update”

  1. chesire_smile April 11, 2004 at 10:26 am #

    You’re beautiful. And who the hell is Amy?! *grin*

  2. sylness April 11, 2004 at 10:45 am #

    Fuckin crackhead…sheeeeeit.

  3. s0starryeyed April 11, 2004 at 3:14 pm #

    me?!? i made you pizza last night?!? you know i would have if a. i were with you b. if i could actually cook. i luf you!

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